bolklets demo

This page loads a single tiny bootstrap script and nothing else:

<script async src="bolklets.js"></script>

The bootstrap is only a few KB — it injects the CSS + font + DOM, fetches bolklets_code.png, and eval's the real runtime straight out of the image. That single lossless grayscale PNG's pixel bytes are a section table carrying the minified bolklets runtime, every character sprite (as inner PNGs), and the packed binary Markov dialogue model (frequency-ranked word dictionary with high-bit word terminators + bigram transitions grouped by first word and delta-encoded with LEB128 varints). The bootstrap decodes the image with a <canvas>, slices out each section, and hands them to the runtime on page load.

Scroll to the bottom of the page to see the pixel strip.